Delicious Human Filth

trends are never good.

this pestilence now must be brought to a halt,
through savage, remorseless, and mindfull assault,
force open the skin and rub wounds in the salt.

NEW TV SHOWS!
1.) Unsurvivor: every week a previous member of the cast is killed in a new and exciting way
2.) The Bachelor, season 126 billion: main character turns out to be gay and also intelligent: audience joins in ritualistically mocking all cast members vehemently
3.) Sex and the Country: beastiality series with a heart
4.) Queer Guy for the Straight Eye: politically correct perspective on the plague of emo haircuts
5.) Enemies: like Friends, only different

posted by Simon @ 7:38 p.m.